Natural - Word Scramble (by Barb Cornelius)
2. DYBO NUGGEALA
5. DERRO CEGPINK
10. WETRIN TOCA
12. RIA HERSF
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Karen's Parelli Fun & Games
Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!!
In a press release today,
the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the
hair of horses.
This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked
following symptoms in female humans:
Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but boots
Reluctance to work except in support of a horse
Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in
contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
This has been a public
Changing a Light Bulb....
Many Horses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!
I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you
Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.
Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.
I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.
Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone
realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my
hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing lightbulbs.
Make the TB get back here and do it.
Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know
how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the lightbulb,
I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping
up and down before I double barrel him.
That thing I ate was a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open
like REAL horses.
Hah, amateurs. I will change the lightbulb. Not only that, but I will
do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after
which I will perform seven flying lead changesin a row and a capriole.
Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.
I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that
is? It's sizeism!
Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's lightbulb and
no one else has ever touched it.
I will delegate the changing of the lightbulb to my personal groom after
he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the
condition that it is changed for a soft blue or pink bulb, which reflects
better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
My ears are up already, please, please get the lightbulb away from me!
I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!
Put all the lightbulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my
owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it
in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to
Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead
and changed it while you were all arguing.